plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

Anonymous
uh you should probably draw a bird watching a person with tiny bird binoculars yeah that sounds like a good idea
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

pirachu:

fun fact: asexual awareness week is abbreviated aaw because all asexuals are cute

mycornerofexistence:

rainbowrites:

littlemissmutant:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

fabledquill:

baby chekov is best chekov.

and baby chekov loves retro music

aka nicki minaj.

we’re higher zan a muzzerfooker

STAR SHEEPS

the first time the rest of the crew hears Chekhov say ‘we’re higher zan a MUZZERFOOKER” they all nearly get whiplash they snap to look at THEIR BABY CHEKHOV so fast

- I was interrogated in prison. And I guess I panicked. I didn’t want to be a risk to the people close to me, so…
- You deleted your friends?
- My friends, anyone who ever helped me, my family.
- Your family?
- Of course, my family.
- How could you do that?
- Well, I don’t know. I suppose I must have loved them.

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

chibipika:

leviathanplay:

"asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!" yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative as literally every other single…

dajo42:

the generation that cancelled firefly and removed pluto’s planetary status are getting too old to stop us bringing both of them back

littlesoldierbucky:

y’all talk about the height differences in your otps… may I take a moment to mention

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